Sat, 06 Mar 2004 23:20:59 GMT

I think I may be horribly shallow because I'd really fancy Luke Wilson if it weren't for the nose.

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 16:29:27 GMT

Will Young is wearing a light up suit in his new video. That man, oh. He makes me proud to be gay.

Just on fashion, really, because I didn't watch the awards and so I'm going off the photographs. Was there a general theme of "pale" this year? Be bold, for God's sake! I have no idea who Katja Esson is, and I wouldn't go for that look personally, but at least there's some personality to it.

See? Colours work!

Having said that, you can have too much personality.

I love how Dom has to be the one in the "wacky" purple tie. And Billy's face! I'd love to know what he was looking at. Hee.

MamaKent! Wow. She looks ... really, really old. Huh.

Oh, Sandy. "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be ... a wedding cake."

It's some kind of bumfluff competition. Elijah's been growing that for six months. Sean? Last shaved on Wednesday. Hee. Those aren't smiles, those are grimaces. And I think Sean's saying, "One day, young padawan, you too will be able to grow facial hair."

I was so frighteningly close to agreeing with my mother when she said, "Oooh!" to this picture. Seriously! I thought it was illegal to be so attractive. Bad lesbian. No cookie.

This one's just for Chris. ^^ Crazy hair, yo.

Oh, all RIGHT. I take back the thing about the colour. Must you always throw it in my face?

"Girl, you talkin' smack about my facial hair?"

You know what would be awesome? If they had Andy Hallett, in character as Lorne, presenting the red carpet stuff. Hoo, boy. He'd have a field day with these ladies. Someone should write in. This time next year, he might need a job.

No idea who she is, but she looks fantastic. Someone get Renee Zellweger her stylist.

Thus ends another year's bitching about the rich and famous. Sigh. ;)

exit, pursued by a bear